BACK! It's so, so nice to be back. Apart from this bastard fly thats really beginning to wind me up something shocking. It's huge, and noisy, and arghhh.
Today was something of a miracle I think. You always know the day is going to start well when you ignore your alarm clock until a message comes on over the tannoy telling you that its time you got in your car and left the boat. your 3 year old then tells you that he needs a wee when you're sat in the traffic waiting for passport control and the dvd player has been covered by an avalanche that occured in the boot when someone moved the bugged that had been delicately balanced as to not disturb anything. you then stop outside a fish shop. which seems to be the only thing open in holland at 7 in the morning. you cant buy a coffee. but you can buy yourself a fish!!! you then turn on your satnav, which has quite unendearingly been nicknamed phsyconav (we dont get on very well at all) to discover that its trying to take you home via hannover airport. not quite where i'd planned on spending my morning. this is followed by getting stuck in the worlds most giant traffic jam and the car beginning to sputter and telling you that the engine is failing. can we say uncool? at the same time J decided that even though we had just stopped for petrol and a toilet break, he needed the toilet. so we stopped on the autobahn (motorway) to take a wee. im sure thats highly illegal and quite dangerous. not to mention the dead rat lying in the drain.
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(we got back at about...7 so we had quite a long stint in the car, and i have alot more to say about said stint in the car but this is taking up far too much energy and i need to sleep!)
Today was something of a miracle I think. You always know the day is going to start well when you ignore your alarm clock until a message comes on over the tannoy telling you that its time you got in your car and left the boat. your 3 year old then tells you that he needs a wee when you're sat in the traffic waiting for passport control and the dvd player has been covered by an avalanche that occured in the boot when someone moved the bugged that had been delicately balanced as to not disturb anything. you then stop outside a fish shop. which seems to be the only thing open in holland at 7 in the morning. you cant buy a coffee. but you can buy yourself a fish!!! you then turn on your satnav, which has quite unendearingly been nicknamed phsyconav (we dont get on very well at all) to discover that its trying to take you home via hannover airport. not quite where i'd planned on spending my morning. this is followed by getting stuck in the worlds most giant traffic jam and the car beginning to sputter and telling you that the engine is failing. can we say uncool? at the same time J decided that even though we had just stopped for petrol and a toilet break, he needed the toilet. so we stopped on the autobahn (motorway) to take a wee. im sure thats highly illegal and quite dangerous. not to mention the dead rat lying in the drain.
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(we got back at about...7 so we had quite a long stint in the car, and i have alot more to say about said stint in the car but this is taking up far too much energy and i need to sleep!)
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